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40 Erith, Kent, United Kingdom
Seeking: Female 18 - 30
Religion: Christian
am very hopeful and i know that special lady is out here waiting for me Here a joke for the ladies that got the gsoh personalities I find em jokes hilarious hahahaha A young couple, just married, were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they were undressing for bed, the husband -- who was a big burly man -- tossed his trousers to his bride and said, "Here, put these on." She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body."I can't wear your trousers," she said. "That's right,'' said the husband, "and don't you ever forget it. I'm the man who wears the pants in this family." With that she flipped him her panties and said, "Try these on." He tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecaps."Hell," he said.''I can't get into your panties!" She replied, "That's right, and that's the way its going to stay until your attitude changes." This is my favorite HAHAHAHAH Little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics? Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister. Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government. We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People. The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we will call him the Future. Now think about that and see if it makes sense.' So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that night he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy. So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed. The next morning, the little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now.' The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.' The little boy replies, 'The prime Minister is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit.'
damian
39 Harrow, London (Greater), United Kingdom
Seeking: Female 23 - 34
Religion: Christian
Michael
44 Whitby, North Yorkshire, United Kingdom
Seeking: Female 18 - 42
Religion: Christian
I am easy going person, well educated and with a positive attitude in life. i am successful in my career and doing my best to be the best. I love animals and nature and music, love to relax in the country side when i need to. Very family oriented and have much to give to my future partner. Love is great gift and living with someone is the best way to get to know them, for you get to know how they think and behave. I love children and would like to have 3 in the future. I am genuine honest and well groomed, i take care of myself and always try and look good. would be the best father and partner to any woman that needs a heart.I understand that when it comes to family responsibility, I am up to it fully understands the challenges ahead, but also understands that a woman's touch is magical. When it comes to choosing a life partner we must understand that there is a difference between life partner and short term partner, a long term one means his ability to handle a family must be responsible and able to give them all the caring they need. It is not just sex, it is a commitment and honor. Love making is not a game or a book you read or a pill u swallow, but it is a spontaneous feeling of deep lust and genuine desire to your partner at any time any way or position it is pure outburst of desires you tell your partner how much you appreciate her being in my life. Every family gets to have arguments but a good one knows how to get over this with love and understanding. looking for a woman that will fill my life with her care and love and tenderness and become my best friend, my super lover and my wife... jut a note she must be able to handle a lot lot lot of passionate physical love :) Michael
Chris
38 Bedford, Bedfordshire, United Kingdom
Seeking: Female 18 - 38
Religion: Christian
(I'm on a few sites, so it might be best to email me at "chris@fitfast.cơm" (type it, don't copy and paste as it has special characters) just to say hi so I can get back to you.) A few random facts about me: * I'm naturally quite creative but one thing I'd love to try that I haven't done before is writing music. You know... to make the neighbours really glad they chose to live next to me. I am a complete beginner and probably in over my head, but that leads me to another thing: I love pushing myself with a good (often impossible) challenge. * I can be both an introvert and an extrovert in equal measure - You might find me reading a good book, watching the science channel or being a general geek one day and find me down the gym or competing in some outdoor physical challenge the next. Likewise - I'm just as happy staying in for the night as I am going out. * I'll tell you straight up - my dance skills could use some work. But some day I would love to learn how to dance properly on the offchance I end up a million miles away, just letting go on some exotic island somewhere. * When not put on the spot I can do a fairly good Arnie impersonation. * I'm half Irish. It just so happens that I'm also half-crazy (in a good way ofc). Scientific studies remain inconclusive whether the two are actually linked (...they probably are though.) * I often wonder - what are Brazil Nuts called in Brazil? * I wear a special cologne. It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries. Yep. It's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good. Ok, seriously though, my good qualities... I'm not your typical guy. I'm tall, charming, intelligent, sensitive, a bit of a geek sometimes, altruistic, and still knows how to be a bit cheeky/get into a bit of trouble and have some fun. Bottom line is I'm not a pushover, but I do know how to treat a girl right. I'm up for a serious relationship only. I wear matching socks, I still have all my teeth, (most of) my hair, so let me hear from you! PS. One of the lines above is actually a quote from a movie. I bet you can't guess which one. PPS. Had to include this... I've gotten a couple of messages worried about the cologne line (I'm serious!), so for the ladies who didn't quite catch on... nope, no panthers were actually harmed in the making of this profile!!
Toby
40 Westminster, London (Greater), United Kingdom
Seeking: Female 18 - 45
Religion: Christian

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