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40 Erith, Kent, United Kingdom
Seeking: Female 18 - 30
am very hopeful and i know that special lady is out here waiting for me Here a joke for the ladies that got the gsoh personalities I find em jokes hilarious hahahaha A young couple, just married, were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they were undressing for bed, the husband -- who was a big burly man -- tossed his trousers to his bride and said, "Here, put these on." She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body."I can't wear your trousers," she said. "That's right,'' said the husband, "and don't you ever forget it. I'm the man who wears the pants in this family." With that she flipped him her panties and said, "Try these on." He tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecaps."Hell," he said.''I can't get into your panties!" She replied, "That's right, and that's the way its going to stay until your attitude changes." This is my favorite HAHAHAHAH Little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics? Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister. Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government. We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People. The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we will call him the Future. Now think about that and see if it makes sense.' So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that night he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy. So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed. The next morning, the little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now.' The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.' The little boy replies, 'The prime Minister is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit.'
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55 Chatham, Kent, United Kingdom
Seeking: Female 18 - 46
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46 Ramsgate, Kent, United Kingdom
Seeking: Female 23 - 39
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50 Dover, Kent, United Kingdom
Seeking: Female 22 - 38
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70 Broadstairs, Kent, United Kingdom
Seeking: Female 18 - 60
Mick
44 Bexleyheath, Kent, United Kingdom
Seeking: Female 23 - 42
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61 Gillingham, Kent, United Kingdom
Seeking: Female 45 - 65
Cristian
36 Canterbury, Kent, United Kingdom
Seeking: Female 18 - 40
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24 Maidstone, Kent, United Kingdom
Seeking: Female 18 - 18
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45 Sittingbourne, Kent, United Kingdom
Seeking: Female 18 - 35
Steve
53 Canterbury, Kent, United Kingdom
Seeking: Female 28 - 46
Sean
45 Ramsgate, Kent, United Kingdom
Seeking: Female 25 - 46
Eric
59 Gravesend, Kent, United Kingdom
Seeking: Female 18 - 45
Tony
65 Hollingbourne, Kent, United Kingdom
Seeking: Female 35 - 52
Mike
60 Maidstone, Kent, United Kingdom
Seeking: Female 49 - 62
Jay
36 Maidstone, Kent, United Kingdom
Seeking: Female 21 - 36
Tom
70 Chatham, Kent, United Kingdom
Seeking: Female 30 - 56
Gary
40 Deal, Kent, United Kingdom
Seeking: Female 23 - 42
John
32 Beckenham, Kent, United Kingdom
Seeking: Female 20 - 35
Andy
59 Sittingbourne, Kent, United Kingdom
Seeking: Female 18 - 48
Louis
46 Sittingbourne, Kent, United Kingdom
Seeking: Female 23 - 40
Nick
29 Maidstone, Kent, United Kingdom
Seeking: Female 19 - 39
Sterianos
61 Orpington, Kent, United Kingdom
Seeking: Female 33 - 49
Nick
60 Bexleyheath, Kent, United Kingdom
Seeking: Female 30 - 49

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