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am very hopeful and i know that special lady is out here waiting for me Here a joke for the ladies that got the gsoh personalities I find em jokes hilarious hahahaha A young couple, just married, were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they were undressing for bed, the husband -- who was a big burly man -- tossed his trousers to his bride and said, "Here, put these on." She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body."I can't wear your trousers," she said. "That's right,'' said the husband, "and don't you ever forget it. I'm the man who wears the pants in this family." With that she flipped him her panties and said, "Try these on." He tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecaps."Hell," he said.''I can't get into your panties!" She replied, "That's right, and that's the way its going to stay until your attitude changes." This is my favorite HAHAHAHAH Little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics? Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister. Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government. We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People. The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we will call him the Future. Now think about that and see if it makes sense.' So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that night he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy. So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed. The next morning, the little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now.' The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.' The little boy replies, 'The prime Minister is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit.'

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Hi I'm a single man look for the one, as in my soul mate, I'm happy go bloke love to meet new people from all cultures, I'm a hard worker. I love going out to watch shows also going to cinema, I'm not here to play games life is to short. I could be writing all day on here if you want to know more just message me :) just one thing am i attractive or average or ugly well beauty is within.

I' am a fun, happy, respectable, loyal, honest and caring. I' am looking to settle down with a good loyal woman. I don't play games, and treat people how I want to be treated. I love sports, especially cycling. I love comedies, and action films, travel and adventure. Call me  

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Retired Civil Servant. Widowed 6 years ago and now looking to move on and find another partner. Told I am a true gentleman and am a romantic at heart. Likes music of most types, photography, dining out [ but can cook ] Can dance but have not done much for a few years. Also love nice cars and driving.

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iam a property developer iam a kind man . love music . holidays in the sun . etc

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see above

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looking for soul mate companion

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I love singing, cooking, going to the beach, going for walks in the countryside. I like to have fun and act a bit silly sometimes.

Hi..

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Hi..

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Kind hearted, caring, fun loving kind of guy, into flamenco,barchetta, salsa, Latin jazz, classical, basically all music as it is the language of love.

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I'm average and 5 9inc

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Been alone for 6 years now and looking to fill the void in my life. Genuinely looking to meet a good person, sick of "meeting" scams and fakes.

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Tall,not bad looking, good sense of humour. Like to enjoy life to the full

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I am always happy and I always wil to try new things.

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I think, I am a good person. I have a job, i have hobbies, I play tennis, play guitar in flamenco group.

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I am an easy going young man interested in friendship first. A lover of he round leather game...Like nature and seafood