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41 Erith, Kent, United Kingdom
Seeking: Female 18 - 30
am very hopeful and i know that special lady is out here waiting for me Here a joke for the ladies that got the gsoh personalities I find em jokes hilarious hahahaha A young couple, just married, were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they were undressing for bed, the husband -- who was a big burly man -- tossed his trousers to his bride and said, "Here, put these on." She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body."I can't wear your trousers," she said. "That's right,'' said the husband, "and don't you ever forget it. I'm the man who wears the pants in this family." With that she flipped him her panties and said, "Try these on." He tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecaps."Hell," he said.''I can't get into your panties!" She replied, "That's right, and that's the way its going to stay until your attitude changes." This is my favorite HAHAHAHAH Little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics? Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister. Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government. We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People. The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we will call him the Future. Now think about that and see if it makes sense.' So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that night he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy. So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed. The next morning, the little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now.' The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.' The little boy replies, 'The prime Minister is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit.'
Joshua
48 Hounslow, London (Greater), United Kingdom
Seeking: Female 20 - 28
I'l admit that I haven't quite nailed down this part just yet. I mean, how do you tell just enough about the topic you know the most about, i.e. yourself, so that you pique an interest and stand out from the crowd... ...but not say so much as to write a massive post that puts off someone from reading, and not leave anything left to discover about you? Oh! Wait... I know: how about bullet points for you busy ladies on the go, and a longer presentation following that, for those less busy ladies! :-) Right. I'm going to give you the "At a glance" version, then the "Complete" version... for your convenience! =) "At a glance" Version: ------- - 45 years old. Never Married, but had a 21 year relationship. - Have a 12 year old son, who lives with his mother. - Non-smoker, and I would prefer a non-smoking companion. - I'm Italian. I also speak English, French and Spanish fluently - Live in London, but not likely to stay here forever. - I work for the Home Office as a Detainee Custody Officer and Escort. - Free time sees me reading (a lot), or spending time in nature. I can walk for miles. - I am building 2 businesses, to have more time and income for me, my son, and my family to be . - While I'm not necessarily looking to marry, I don't exclude it. Above all, I need a connection to you. - I truly have much to offer to the right companion, and I'm not prepared to waste it carelessly. - Age is NOT a factor. You may be just 20 or even 60. Something about you will make you "The One"... but that much IS up to YOU! :) ************ Long Version: --------------- I told myself that, in order to intrigue you, I had to write a brief bio that was: full of humour, thoughtful, deep, spiritual, original, powerful, articulate, elegant, compelling and captivating. But there was no way was it going to be a BRIEF bio, if I did that. Moreover, if I displayed every facet of me to you now... what would be left for you to discover? ;) And in thinking through these considerations... I realised I had just described myself. A thinker gifted with intellect, a man who appreciates the pursuit of knowledge - whether academic, technical, or more abstract. And a natural, genuine man who is comfortable with himself, sorted, and grounded. I like to grow in life. I am not materialistic, but I recognise that abundance comes as a result of success... and I do enjoy some of the perks that have come with a successful mindset. Whilst I still work (I escort prisoners, and detainees for the Home Office), I am at the same time focusing on business ventures that I had been developing. My job pays well, but I am prepared to leave it to pursue my goals. Some see this as a risk, but I've never been afraid to make a decision. The Aquarius free spirit and entrepreneurial ambitions in me love freedom, the ability to express my own personality, and impact the people I work with. Money is truly secondary in my vision, and comes naturally as a result. I was born and was raised in an atheist family, in Italy (don't worry - as you can see, my English is very good!). Throughout my life, I always believed there was more to life than what I was seeing, there was a greater purpose, something infinitely grander, more noble - a goal to strive towards. On this perennial quest, I explored many religions; none satisfied my questions. In the end, I realised the answers were all within me. It is up to ME to make a difference to MYSELF, so that I can be a better person and impact others in a positive way. So whilst I admittedly do not believe in the existence of God, I am a deeply spiritual person, and have embraced Buddhism as a lifestyle. Much can be explored about this choice, alone, but it's best saved for the future! :-) I am a non-smoker, I have never been married (despite a long relationship), and enjoy helping others where I can. My friends would readily call me a bit of a joker, humble, calm, and never taking myself too seriously. They've said of me that I am fair, altruistic, honest, and a pillar of integrity. In my life's experiences, I have forged a strong and courageous heart - this is true - but life has also taught me to be compassionate, show undying loyalty, dream of beautiful romance, and be joyously warm of character. I am not a flamboyant person, ostentatious in my ways. I am actually rather simple, although with depth, soul, and intellect. I can be found readily laughing myself to tears because you knocked over a vase at a museum, just as I can be up all night talking with you - and LISTENING to you - about your passion for, oh... I don't know... marine biology, maybe? Whatever the case, it's a question of balance; no extreme is good.
Mark
42 City of London, London (Greater), United Kingdom
Seeking: Female 18 - 40
CARLOS
59 Redbridge, London (Greater), United Kingdom
Seeking: Female

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