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41 Erith, Kent, United Kingdom
Seeking: Female 18 - 30
Eye color: Black
am very hopeful and i know that special lady is out here waiting for me Here a joke for the ladies that got the gsoh personalities I find em jokes hilarious hahahaha A young couple, just married, were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they were undressing for bed, the husband -- who was a big burly man -- tossed his trousers to his bride and said, "Here, put these on." She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body."I can't wear your trousers," she said. "That's right,'' said the husband, "and don't you ever forget it. I'm the man who wears the pants in this family." With that she flipped him her panties and said, "Try these on." He tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecaps."Hell," he said.''I can't get into your panties!" She replied, "That's right, and that's the way its going to stay until your attitude changes." This is my favorite HAHAHAHAH Little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics? Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister. Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government. We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People. The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we will call him the Future. Now think about that and see if it makes sense.' So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that night he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy. So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed. The next morning, the little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now.' The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.' The little boy replies, 'The prime Minister is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit.'
damian
40 Harrow, London (Greater), United Kingdom
Seeking: Female 23 - 34
Eye color: Black
Mark
42 City of London, London (Greater), United Kingdom
Seeking: Female 18 - 40
Eye color: Black
Albert
52 Turvey, Bedfordshire, United Kingdom
Seeking: Female 45 - 99
Eye color: Black
Hanson
37 Barnet, London (Greater), United Kingdom
Seeking: Female 18 - 30
Eye color: Black
Mike
45 Hillingdon, London (Greater), United Kingdom
Seeking: Female 21 - 50
Eye color: Black
Stephen
48 Ealing, London (Greater), United Kingdom
Seeking: Female 24 - 42
Eye color: Black
Pepe
60 Lambeth, London (Greater), United Kingdom
Seeking: Female 29 - 49
Eye color: Black
phillip
40 Buckingham, Buckinghamshire, United Kingdom
Seeking: Female 21 - 37
Eye color: Black
chino
32 City of London, London (Greater), United Kingdom
Seeking: Female 19 - 33
Eye color: Black
James
34 Bolton, Manchester, United Kingdom
Seeking: Female 18 - 99
Eye color: Black
Henry
55 Bolton, Manchester, United Kingdom
Seeking: Female 35 - 45
Eye color: Black
Akeem
31 Birmingham, West Midlands, United Kingdom
Seeking: Female 23 - 40
Eye color: Black
Premkumar
32 Stockport, Manchester, United Kingdom
Seeking: Female 20 - 32
Eye color: Black
AYO OMOALHAJA
46 Birmingham, West Midlands, United Kingdom
Seeking: Female 23 - 30
Eye color: Black

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