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41 Erith, Kent, United Kingdom
Seeking: Female 18 - 30
am very hopeful and i know that special lady is out here waiting for me Here a joke for the ladies that got the gsoh personalities I find em jokes hilarious hahahaha A young couple, just married, were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they were undressing for bed, the husband -- who was a big burly man -- tossed his trousers to his bride and said, "Here, put these on." She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body."I can't wear your trousers," she said. "That's right,'' said the husband, "and don't you ever forget it. I'm the man who wears the pants in this family." With that she flipped him her panties and said, "Try these on." He tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecaps."Hell," he said.''I can't get into your panties!" She replied, "That's right, and that's the way its going to stay until your attitude changes." This is my favorite HAHAHAHAH Little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics? Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister. Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government. We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People. The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we will call him the Future. Now think about that and see if it makes sense.' So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that night he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy. So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed. The next morning, the little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now.' The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.' The little boy replies, 'The prime Minister is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit.'
damian
40 Harrow, London (Greater), United Kingdom
Seeking: Female 23 - 34
Larry
42 Benfleet, Essex, United Kingdom
Seeking: Female 22 - 50
Am a simple guy who perceveres to achieve the best in a woman. Errr, where to begin? Probably with the best stuff... I spend a lot of time going out (pretending it's research for work!) shopping, dancing, music, gardening, my cars and football) and watching documentaries. I have a great group of friends and a brilliant social life. I also like being a hermit occasionally too though - getting delicious food delivered & opening a bottle of non alcoholic wine is amazing... Not sure what else to say - I am pretty much a very out going guy (most of the time!), and a generally happy, smiley person with some seriously good jovial instincts with an amazing great sense of humour. I also love a good 'discussion'. I think people sometimes think i am a bit argumentative, but i love finding out the reasons behind other people's opinions (and my own). I play a bit of devils advocate to make things more interesting as well, so i like people with opinions who aren't afraid to argue a point... I am smiley, extremely jovial and a bit challenging with a fantastic package of real humorous instincts and very much down to earth and extremely easy to deal with. I work for an Oil & Gas company in Leatherhead, Surrey as a Business Excellence Manager.. which is actually the best job ever! I go around the company branches attending corporate meetings on behalf of my immediate boss, conduct external audits and representing the company in proposal bid sessions. I do a lot of job based travelling and love seeing new places and exploring them. If i get the chance, i try to explore underwater and over the moon (Might need to speak to Sir Richard Branson maybe) too . Out of work, I am enjoying living in Thundersley, South Benfleet, Essex where simple quality life is preciously admired. I love my early morning beach walk while I enjoy the taste of the breeze from the shore. It would be great to have someone who's my partner in crime; who i can plan adventures with & who has energy that combines with mine to lead us into mischief, or at least stuck up a tree somewhere... 3.Hmmmmmm... well, well well, obviously I hope I am good at making friends and family laugh to passing out. I do a lot of restaurant research searching for the best eating places of convenience (although I need to learn more about wines & beers since I don't drink) My house harbors mainly my CD's and car accessories as I love cars and bikes to bits. Erm, cooking - I am quite good at organizing nights out/in as well. Really enjoy a random activity too - swing dancing, kick boxing, bodybuilding... whatever - am there

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